Whether the Weather, Whatever the Weather.

Today it rained. It wasn't anything great but water fell from the heavens in a non negligible amount, which got Dubai excited. When it rains in Dubai, people react as if they just found a unicorn. I don't blame them, the weather was really beautiful today. Weather, not unicorn... Unicorn. The weather made me feel invincible. I could've taken over the world today. No kidding.

Except for the 3 hours of invincibility and an hour of watching Sehwag kick ass and another hour of reading Tweets related to Sachin's failure to reach his 100th century, my day was crap filled with integrals and df(x)/dx.

Selena Gomez is cute.

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Times of Despair.

I sit in a room, watching the world outside unfold. People bustling to other areas of my home to complete chores while I just sit and watch. I feel boss sitting alone in the shadows, planning out life, my next victim, things to do. I've always thought of shadows as sinister objects and lurking in the shadows reveals my Dark Passenger. Basically, I get all emo.

Then I freak out. I don't know why I'm freaking out. Is it the exam portion? Its not like I haven't managed to study such an amount of portion. And I have a week to go.

But since I have nothing else on my agenda to freak out about. The exam portion must be it.

India is back on the cricket field. Sehwag, Tendulkar, Dravid are macho. Umesh Yadav is on his way to becoming the next "Munaf Patel" in my view. Brian Lara's doppleganger plays like Brian Lara.. I want him to score a century, he has the potential, I like watching him bat. Chanderpaul was Chanderpaul, boss.

I will sleep now. Not in the stalker mood. That doesn't mean that I'm not in serial killer mode. Lock your doors. (Yea, like that's gonna help).

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Midnight Mayhem.

I don't feel sleepy at all. Even though I see my brother sleeping with that calm look that one usually has when they're in dream land, I have no intention of joining him in the Land of Nod. I'm wide awake with my chemistry text book on my lap, flipping through pages which seem to be written in an ancient script. Maybe it was the Autobots who wrote it.

It is Eid in Dubai. (auto correct thinks it's Did in Dubai. So naive.)

Night time is the perfect alone time. The night gives me the strength to clear my thoughts, so that the chemicals formulas are rounded up and kept in a remote part of my brain, while the rest of the brain works out the people-to-be-stalked-tonight list. Bliss. After the stalk, I usually go into emo mode, thinking about life that could have been, building up my life which would have existed if only....

So its half past 12, the Daniel cell stares at me with it's cold, penetrating electrodes. Brrr. (Auto correct changed brr to beer, look at it, all grown up)

The Galaxy Tab says it'll switch off. But there is stalking to be done, photos to be seen and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.

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During Study Breaks.

I am back again at the place where I am not supposed to belong. The force of attraction between me and this place is high. My chemistry text book and me are like charged, hence we repel. I ma messing around. I ended up on Posterous and started an Alternating Reality there. 

And this - www.burstingrandomosity.blogspot.com. Click it. A boy will smile (No, not your child born out of wedlock).

And I will try to fix you...

Not anymore, buddy. Not anymore.
Gone are the days when you can offer your opponent a free chocolate to under perform during the local gully cricket championships. Gone are the days when bowling frequent no balls meant that the captain made a bad decision by choosing the bowler. Gone are the days when only politicians are sent to jail for corruption.

The 3 Fix-eteers.

The Pakistan trio failed miserably in their spot fixing attempt, which booked the a place in Wandsworth Prison. They should have been sent to Azkaban instead. What did they gain by doing that? Their scandal just spoiled Pakistan's reputation even further. The scandal just dumped a truck load of crap on Pakistan's cricket.
Even India has had it's share of match fixing. Former Indian captain Azharuddin, Jadeja were charged with match fixing. One of cricket's greatest match fixing scandal, which involved Hansie Cronje, Herschelle Gibbs and later involved Azharuddin took place on Indian soil. But they weren't jailed, only banned from the sport.
I think it is the leniency that was shown in the early years the reason why match fixing is still prominent in cricket.
For some reason, most of cricket's scandals are done by the best of talents. Mohammed Amir, had the potential to be Pakistan's next Wasim Akram. Akram himself, have stated that "He is much cleverer than [Akram] at 18". Mohammed Azharuddin was one of India's finest captain and batsman, in Oct 2010, Sri Lankan legend Muralitharan called him one of the best players in cricket on par with Sachin Tendulkar. Azhar was forced into an early retirement for his involvement in match fixing. There are many other cricketers with exceptional skills, unfortunately they lack the sense to choose the right path from the wrong.
Cricket will go on.

Check this blog out - www.zenithofvivacity.blogspot.com. It will make you feel nice. Read the poems.

"Tears glaze Her cheek like early morning dew".

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Instead of posting what I feel like writing, I'm gonna post what you should feel when I post what I was thinking. Ok, that was confusing. More on that later.

So, how many of you watch television? No, don't raise your hands, I can't see them.
What is the most interesting part of television?
It's supposed to be what show you're watching right?
But no, the focus in today's 'Idiot Box' is on advertisements.
Mindless, incessant ramblings of woman in fake doctor's apparels telling us what to feed our child, how to make them tall or people who roam around with melted Cadbury chocolates getting laid.
Children who look like they have an IQ of less than 50, which mind you stands for mental retardation, giving advice to their parents which detergent to use.
"Mummy, use this, it's cool."
You know what son? We don't fucking care.

More and more children and being addicted to television now. I thought when I was small I was addicted, but the thing is we used to watch TV for the cartoons, and not the advertisements of biscuits which featured stickers of the same cartoons we were watching. We saw the cartoons, felt smart and switched the TV off after a certain time.

We still watch TV, just in a different way. We watch TV shows like The Big Bang Theroy but not through our local content providers, we just go ahead and download them. We spend 20 minutes watching them compared to the 35 Minutes you would have wasted if you saw it on TV.

Now, compared to the small dumbfucks, I mean children of today, we are awesome.

So, what's wrong with them?
Well, they watch all kinds of crap ads where they're led to believe that if they act smart and talk cool, people will like them.
You know what we feel like?
Strangling them.
Every fucking time they open their mouths.
It's not their fault really, not ours either.

You want someone to blame?
Blame the stupid content providers who have no idea why they have their respective jobs.
Tell them, that putting a Gillette ad on Cartoon Network won't magically grow hair on Pre-pubescent boys and increase their retail.

Is this the dystopia we're headed towards?

Hope not.

I Am Not Supposed to Be Here. Ssshh...

It is exam time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is time to be distracted by the pigeon that visits your balcony, by the weird pattern your facial hair grows in, by your reflection, etc.,.
It is time to make frequent visits to the Photocopy shop.
It is time to spend more time in places where you are not supposed to be, (here).
It is time to spend time on the phone, pretending to discuss question 2 in exercise 8.2.
It is time for the gossip to spread.
Its time to take over control. It is time to wish she was yours.
Its time to lose control, not shave, look stoned, talk in a low voice, behave like Batman, and last but not the least, study.
Study. I will be doing that in a while, AFTER I win the battle against the green pigs, and top score on Dragon, Fly.