Meth Or Math?

I don't do drugs. So meth is out of the question. But is it? Are math and meth two completely different drugs? Is math even a drug? I think it is. Do math a long time and you get a kick in the brain. And Bam! You're stoned during the exam. God was kind today, I survived the math, not meth, exam without my sweat and adrenal gland going into chaos.

Does meth cause the same effect? Does it? Does what?

Okay, so 3 exams done. 2 more to go. Wheeee.

It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me

The week that has passed has been intense. I haven't stepped out of my house for my pleasure trips. Been out there in the wild only to reach math tuition. It has been me. My sofa. My bathroom (studying cause my bladder to switch gears to over drive). I was under self imposed house arrest with the pleasure of watching Darren Bravo bat and Ron Swanson not care about anything helping me stay on the sane side of the line that divides me from you.

This trend will go on till next Wednesday. Although, Darren won't appear on my T.V till Tuesday. Will that be too late? Will I have crossed the line by then? Will  be on the Arkham Asylum side by then? We'll just have to wait and watch. OHMYGOD. LAST KBC EPISODE TODAY! OHMYGOD NO MORE COMMUNITY! It insanity has begun.....

@CharlieSheen  

Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring it..! (unemployed winner...)

Winner. ^

 

Like It's His Birthday.

He's so wasted,
Acting crazy,
Making A Scene,
Like its his birthday.

Sorry for screwing up your lyrics Good Charlotte. Wait, I DON'T CARE! Because I'm 17 and its my birthday. Wish me people, make me happy. You have to, or else you will be struck by lightning. True story. Follow me on twitter.
Okay I'm 17. So what? You may be 17. I don't care. I'm 17. You should care. I'm bored. Too many people wish that I have a happy birthday. I don't mind.
I'm in a dilemma. Today SRK's KBC episode airs on Sony. Big win.
Today I plan to eat a sizzler. The problem is that KBC airs when I plan to eat the sizzler. WHY IS GOD TESTING ME?! WHY?! I HATE CHOOSING BETWEEN SUCH DIFFICULT CHOICES! ITS NOT FAIR! No wonder I screw up the SAT.

Happy Birthday Virender Sehwag (my knight in shining armor), Usha Ravindran (my Grade 9 and 10 social studies teacher), Gulnaz Afzal (my Grade 4 class teacher) John Lithgow (Trinity Killer, fellow serial killer), Danny Boyle, and others.

Para.. Para.. Millionaire.

"Its going to be Para Para Paradise". I type this post with Coldplay's new single playing through my earphones, giving me a eargasm. 
The song has managed to pull me away from what I perceive as reality, to a completely different place. A place where the ranting, irritating voice of my teachers is muted. Their annoyed faces seem happy. Oooh, a pretty pony. Oooh, a rainbow. Woah, a leprechaun. I'm not drugged.

"नमस्कार, में अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूं कौन बनेगा करोड़पति से|"

Kaun Banega Crorepati is a beautiful show. It has proven that even though you may be from the most remote part of remote India, you can still win loads of money because you had the eagerness to study and become a learned person.

Acid in stomach. Tears in eyes. Saliva in mouth. BodyFluidPoetry.