Showing posts with label Movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie. Show all posts

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Disappointing Drive.

Rated 8.8/10 on IMDb, you'll assume the movie to be bearable, watchable, good, magnificent.
Rated 18+, you'll believe the movie to be a classic, a masterpiece.
The movie is called Drive. WORST MOVIE EVER!
2nd worse that I've watched, and I don't watch many movies, which makes Drive a bigger disappointment.
The conversations in the movie were undoubtedly written by am over abusive 1st grade kid, since the dialogues  were a maximum of 5 sentences long. The main character said almost nothing.The movie was a strain to the eye. The universe was against me.

The music was good though. PartialWin.

To get most out of the 35 bucks, friends and me sneaked into Columbiana. Zoe Saldana needs some flesh.

Short posts. No time. Study.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Lights. Camera. Hurricane.

Ever looked death in the face and smiled? Ever looked up to the heavans waiting for death and smiled? Ever looked at the TV set watching a news reporter talking about Hurricane Irene and smiled? I did only the last thing. The other two might happen during the course of Hurricane Irene.

I'm psyched about the hurricane. It feels like I'm waiting in line for Jumeirah Scaireh. So PSYCHED! Its my first hurricane. I can't wait for it to bang USA.

Food during natural calamities shouldn't be a problem for me. Fridges here store more food than refugee camps in Africa. Pantries here are like mini grocery stores. If cereal runs out, there are 5 more boxes of the same in the basement.

Lights, Camera, Action.
Its a dark, rainy, gloomy, windy outside Akshith's home. Akshith, standing next to one of the window,  looks outside, sees branches strewn on the front yard, babies fluting, diapers hitting faces, and says, in a low, mysterious, emo voice, "There is a hurricane coming, I can feel it" *Thunder* *Lightning*.
Black out.

^ That is what I expect to do.

Think about this - 
"Sometimes, nonsense makes more sense than common sense", Akshith Dass.
 It has started to rain outside...