Food.Rain.Girl.

Before I start with my story, I advise you to fill your bellies. Click here – www.hungryhamza.tumblr.com for more information on yummy ways to do so. The writer is an ever hungry bwoy.

Now for my story.

I landed in Bangalore on 17^th July. It was drizzling.

Until the 6^th of August, the rain visited me for ONLY 3 days. During the SAT classes between 17^th July and 6^th Aug, I had an umbrella with me. I didn’t need it.

6^th Aug – It rained. I was indoors.

7^th Aug – It rained HARDER. I was indoors.

8^th Aug – It rained harder than HARDER. I was indoors.

9^th Aug – It rained like a boss. I wasn’t indoors.

I was walking home from SAT classes. And then it happened. The rain struck. Lights went out. It was like the paranormal activity, only scarier and more realistic. And I asked the rain god, “WHY TODAY?! YOU KNEW I WASN’T CARRYING AN UMBRELLA, DIDN’T YOU?!” Mr. Rain god laughed at me and said something in Godtongue, I didn’t understand ‘cuz I speak parseltongue. I had been a victim of god’s pranks. 

After all the chit-chat I gained commonsense but only for a second. I looked cover, I found cover, by then I had used up the commonsense, and I ignored the cover. I continued walking in the rain. And I continued to walk, no commonsense struck me. Its maybe because of the adventurer in me. I felt like a boss. 

And then I saw her. There she was, sitting outside Café Coffee Day with her friends. She was pretty, commonsense hit me. So I stood next to her table to get away from the rain. I stood there for 5 minutes looking at her. I got bored after that, so I started walking in the rain again. I liked what Mr. rain god did. Thank you.

I came back home and thought about that girl. She saved me from almost a billion diseases that I would have been diagnosed with if I would have been in the rain for those 5 minutes. May the force be with her. May I see more life saving pretty girls.

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