Showing posts with label Ron Swanson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ron Swanson. Show all posts

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Meth Or Math?

I don't do drugs. So meth is out of the question. But is it? Are math and meth two completely different drugs? Is math even a drug? I think it is. Do math a long time and you get a kick in the brain. And Bam! You're stoned during the exam. God was kind today, I survived the math, not meth, exam without my sweat and adrenal gland going into chaos.
Does meth cause the same effect? Does it? Does what?

Okay, so 3 exams done. 2 more to go. Wheeee.

It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me
The week that has passed has been intense. I haven't stepped out of my house for my pleasure trips. Been out there in the wild only to reach math tuition. It has been me. My sofa. My bathroom (studying cause my bladder to switch gears to over drive). I was under self imposed house arrest with the pleasure of watching Darren Bravo bat and Ron Swanson not care about anything helping me stay on the sane side of the line that divides me from you.

This trend will go on till next Wednesday. Although, Darren won't appear on my T.V till Tuesday. Will that be too late? Will I have crossed the line by then? Will  be on the Arkham Asylum side by then? We'll just have to wait and watch. OHMYGOD. LAST KBC EPISODE TODAY! OHMYGOD NO MORE COMMUNITY! It insanity has begun.....

@CharlieSheen  
Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring it..! (unemployed winner...)
Winner. ^
 

Sunday, November 13, 2011

A Walk In the Park.



Unfortunately my chemistry paper can't relate to the topic. I have stopped caring about chemistry. I think it is the way I'm being taught chemistry which is making me perceive chemistry as a no-ball to a Pakistani. An enemy. Unfortunately, I'm going to need chemistry my ENTIRE life. Even if I end up in Wandsworth or in the Big Boss house. I don't watch Big Boss.

During examinations, we all look for that moment of pure ecstasy when we are free men who have just escaped from the concentration camps, some people reach that moment in the toilet, some with their text books, my moment of who-gives-a-damn-about-the-exam-moment comes while watching Parks and Recreation. That show is hilarious. P&R makes me happy. It makes me forget of truck load of chapters that need to be completed.

I haven't watch Dexter murder for a long time now.

Doughnuts can reduce stress and blood pressure for a fraction of a second. True story.

My next exam is English. I have to study Math.