Flaming Water.

Adele can set fire to the rain. Adele has set fire to my desire to find a suitable mate of the opposite sex, one that I am suitable for too. Adele's songs are having a profound effect on my mental and physical state. My metabolism is slowing down. My reflex actions are just actions. Time is moving slower. The universe is expanding. Neutrinos are threatening Einstein's reputation. One day we might hear - Theory of Relativity has fallen. Einstein is a noob. Neutrinos are faster. The world will end after that. My hair is on fire. Aah, fuck it.
I'm speaking shit.

Getting back to my mental state. I am forever lonely. Call me a desperate bitch, an emo fucker, but I know you're lonely too. You're still messaging that person you liked, hoping for a reply, even if it is as useless as the red angry bird. I know that one reply is going to make you jizz in your pant. I haven't found the person yet, and because of that, I'm losing the human touch. My heart is turning into stone. Hormones controlling emotions are depleting. I want a Cheese n' Weiner.

DON'T LISTEN TO WHATEVER THAT EMO BITCH IS SAYING!
 Akshith has dissociative identity disorder. The emo Akshith is an asshole. This is the actual Akshith speaking to you now.

Daedalus has a devil mind. Devil.

Talents and Lights.

Today was The Annual Talents Day, from which I had withdrawn, (see Last Minute Changes). It went off pretty well. There was the annual awesomeness oozing out of some dancers  and other participants and also there was the annual people-going-total-badass and also the people who were just there, nothing more.

Imagine yourself singing. And the spotlight not on you. Ha.

Today I learnt that controlling the spotlight and stage lights makes me feel like God. I like controlling a band's look and aura, while I'm sitting in a room with a million buttons and touching the spotlight which surprisingly weighs heavier than Yo Mama, who would have ever thought. Then again, I didn't do much.

And also learnt that teachers want a co-ed school (My school is homosexual) but when asked to choose between boys and girls, they choose boys. Funny.

I was once on my way to stardom. I was going to be a movie star. The path towards the film being shot and released looked beautiful,  but then it turned out like the one's in India, and the film didn't go far. However, if possible, maybe, I can provide you with "leaked photos and video clips". Sshh.

I select a team tomorrow. I'm going to feel like God again. I'm so winning.

I believe I sing like a boss. In my head I sound like a boss. Maybe the listener's ears aren't suited for eargasms.

"Never mind, I'll find someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you... " Adele.